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notalwaysright_feedRead Let Them Eat… Literally Anything But Cake
Customer: "Do you guys sell samosas?"
Me: "Uh, no, sir. This is a cake shop."
Customer: "Hmm, well, you should!"
Me: "Would you like to buy a cake, sir?"
Customer: "You got anything with chicken?"
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notalwaysright_feedRead End Of Days, Or Just Retail?
Customer: *Quieter.* "I'm fine."
Me: "I hope everything turned out okay."
Customer: *Quieter.* "It did."
Customer's Daughter: "So you're not going to tell her that you noticed the moon in the daytime for the first time ever and thought it was the End Of Days?"
notalwaysright_feedRead The PPE-ople’s Champion, Part 2
One thing with him is that he does not wear fire-retardant clothing, which is mandatory in certain places. Of course, if a fire were to break out for any reason, he'd go out like the Wicker Man, but the prospect does not impress him.
notalwaysright_feedRead The Hatchback Horticulturist
I worked in a garden centre for a few years. There was a lady who'd come in once a year to drop hundreds on plants and plant accessories. She always refused the free delivery, so it was down to me to somehow fit all of that stuff into her tiny Fiat 500.
notalwaysright_feedRead That’s Not How You Fish For Answers
Back when I was seventeen, I was working at a pet store that sold fish. Some older guy comes in and places a napkin on the counter. He opens it, revealing a dead fish.
Customer: "I need you to tell me how this fish died."
Me: "Dude, I'm seventeen, and I work here after school."
notalwaysright_feedRead Popping Off About PopSockets
Customer: "I was here yesterday. I looked at my receipt from yesterday and realized that the total is higher than I expected it to be. I didn’t get the discount I was supposed to!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Pill Popping Off Some Questions
My youngest daughter, tired of being the smallest of all three girls, says to me as she's taking her morning vitamins:
Daughter: "If I take all of them at once, do I grow up faster?"
notalwaysright_feedRead A Safe Landing
I've got mild social anxiety, and I hate getting sick, especially around the holidays, so I'm slightly annoyed and nervous when the flight attendant directs the last person to board, a woman slightly older than me, to the seat next to me. I get even more nervous about getting sick when I hear that she seems to be sniffing really hard, like she really needs to put effort into breathing.
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notalwaysright_feedRead That’s Throwing More Shade Than I Can Handle
Customer: "The sun was in my eyes! That's bad design!"
Me: "Sorry about that, ma'am. It's a very sunny day today."
Customer: "You need to make your roof bigger!"
notalwaysright_feedMy brother has spent most of the day renovating the main bathroom in his house. While prepping dinner, my sister-in-law gets an idea. She takes one of the vegetables into the main bathroom, and calls out to my brother. “Hey, honey! You’re not going to believe it, but there’s a leak in the tub!” My […]
notalwaysright_feedBack in the day when checks were common, I had a guy making a purchase with a Driver’s License that had expired on his birthday a couple of weeks ago. Even though we weren’t technically supposed to take the check, the address and his picture matched, so I put it through. Thinking I was being […]
notalwaysright_feedRead Your Monkeys, Your Circus
She took the toys from the children and handed them to me. The children started crying.
Mom: "Sorry, girls, but the cashier lady says you can't have this."
silent_gluk posting in ru_strugackienotalwaysright_feedRead The Dollar Menu
Customer: "Australia and New Zealand both use dollars! I looked it up!"
Stall Holder: "New Zealand dollars, and Australian dollars, sir. It's our own dollars, not US dollars."
Customer: "The US dollar is the only dollar, so you have to accept it if your country accepts dollars!"
Read The Dollar Menu
notalwaysright_feedRead Charity Begins Somewhere… But Not Here
Coworker: "Oh, come on! It’s just a dollar. Don’t you care about kids learning to read?"
Customer: "I care very much. I donate plenty to charities."
Coworker: "Then one more dollar shouldn’t be a big deal, right?"
Customer: "It is when that dollar ends up being part of a corporation’s tax write-off so your bosses can all pat themselves on the back."
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